BREAKING: New Caffeinated Deodorant Gives Your Armpits a Double Espresso Shot

• ⚡ Extra Shot Strength (No decaf nonsense here)

• 💪 Natural Bean Power™ (made up but sounds impressive)

• 🔁 Refillable, recyclable, and remarkably not real

• 😮 Suitable for armpits, not suitable for consumption

• 🧠 Fully endorsed by absolutely no scientists

Wait... is this real?

No. No, it is absolutely not real.

It’s April Fools’ Day, and we couldn’t resist. There’s no caffeine in our deodorants, no coffee-infused pits, and we have no intention of launching a “Pitpresso” range (though the name is kind of iconic, not gonna lie).

That said... if you would buy a coffee-scented deodorant, we’re not above taking notes. 👀

What Is Real?

While we don’t offer barista-grade underarm boosters (yet), we do offer award-winning natural deodorants that:

✅ Are made from 100% natural origin ingredients
✅ Are certified COSMOS Natural, Vegan Society, and Leaping Bunny approved
✅ Actually exist, unlike this one
✅ Come in a range of genuinely lovely scents (sorry, not coffee)

🛍️ Explore Our Very Real Deodorants Here

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Thanks for playing along — and remember: coffee goes in your cup, not your pits!

Happy April Fools’ Day!