BREAKING: New Caffeinated Deodorant Gives Your Armpits a Double Espresso Shot
Door Jade Dawes
Move over oat milk lattes. There’s a new morning ritual in town!
Introducing our most a-wake-ening launch yet: the world’s first Caffeinated Deodorant. That’s right. Coffee... for your pits. Because showering isn't stimulating enough, apparently.
Our completely real and definitely not made up new Energising Coffee Refillable Roll-On is packed with bold roast aromas, intense bean energy, and just the right hint of over-caffeinated panic. One swipe and BOOM — your underarms are buzzing. Literally. (Side effects may include high-fiving strangers and speaking exclusively in productivity quotes.)
☕ Say Goodbye to Sleepy Armpits
Forget the 3pm slump. With our patent-pending (not really) Pitpresso™ technology, each roll-on delivers a smooth, triple-shot glide of energy-enhancing caffeine extract directly to your underarms.
You’ll smell like a walking café and sweat like a motivational speaker.
